Dada Emmanuel Olayinka
4 min readFeb 1, 2024

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14 RELATIONSHIP RULES THAT SHOULD GUIDE YOUR LIFE

1. Never push a loyal woman to the point where she no longer cares

2. There is a difference between somebody who wants you and somebody who would do anything to keep you. Remember that.

3. Communication and trust are important if you want to secure your spot in someone’s heart.

4. Never fall in love with someone who left his girl for you because he might do the same and leave you for someone else.

5. A real man never gives up on the woman he loves with all his heart, no matter how much it hurts.

6. Don’t play with someone’s feelings just because you’re unsure of your own.

7. One of the worst mistakes you’ll make is walking away from the person who stood there and waited for you.

8. Just because one man treated you badly doesn’t mean all men will. Get this into your skull.

9. Be careful what you say. A girl remembers everything. They will never the good words have ever said to them but they will remember the bad ones you have ever spoken that is women.

10. When two people care about each other, they will always look for a way to make it work.

11. Love someone who loves you too.

12. So you better stop crying now.

13. Letting go isn’t a sign of weakness. It’s a sign that you’re strong enough to move on.

14. It’s better to be alone for the right reasons than to be with someone for the wrong reasons. I sincerely have found out that any person who always sees reasons to give flimsy excuses is a great liar, be far from such a person.

FEAR WOMEN 😂🙆‍♂️

Two friends, Peter and Emmanuel, were walking home, and a lady happened to be blowing a kiss to one of them from the window of a three story building.
Their conversation went as follows:

PETER: Man, look at that chick. She is blowing kiss at me...

EMMANUEL: Guy, leave that one, don't mind her.
(Then the lady signaled to him to come)

PETER: Man, that babe is calling me!

EMMANUEL: My friend, don't go.

PETER: Why would you ask me not to go when a fine babe like this calls me?

EMMANUEL: Peter, I beg you, don't go, please don't go there(feeling pity)

(Peter ignored him and went over to the lady. She went down to meet him, and they both went upstairs. Suddenly, as they were about to have fun, they heard a car honking) 🔊🔊

Lady: (checking through the window) Yoh! That's my hussy !!

PETER: Shucks! I'm in trouble, right?!!

Lady: Don't worry, just pretend like you're the laundry man and iron these clothes (pointing at a heap of clothes)
(Peter spent over five hours ironing clothes because the husband never left home again that day.)

(The next day, he went over to his Emmanuel's place)

PETER: Bro, can you believe that I ironed clothes for 5 hours yesterday???

EMMANUEL: But I told you not to go. All those clothes you ironed, I WASHED THEM!!
😂😂😂😂😂
When an experienced person speaks... listen!😏🚶

Have a great weekend filled with humor🙏🏽🙏🏽🤣🤣🤣🤣🙏🏽

BOSS AND MAID

Read what we did at the room

Man: walks in the room and saw the maid

Man: where is your mistress
Maid: she went out to buy something
Man: are you alone at home?
Maid: yes sir
Man: why are you not putting on any clothes?
Maid: nothing sir, it's a very hot afternoon
Maid: let's go to the room sir
Man: okay

GETTING TO THE ROOM
Maid: Sir pls make love to me.
Man : I won't pls.
Maid: Am I not sexy enough? See.I am half naked. Pls have s*x with me. Please!.
MAN: Why? Did you brought me here

Maid : please Sir am sorry I have a lot of money problems and I thought if I had asked you in this way you would help me

Man: put on your clothes. I will help you But don't ever try this again your body is the temple of God. And God is not happy with this
Maid: burst into tears 😭 and puts on her clothes back without any sex taking place

Don't stop reading i know if it was about God you will skip.
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God: Today i'm going to bless all my children
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Satan: Hahaha
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God: why are you laughing?
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Satan: do you think this child is yours?
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God: which one?
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God: the one who is reading.
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Satan: the one who is reading is mine too.
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God: let's see where children belong.
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Satan: ok fine mine will scroll down without doing anything.
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God: mine will share this in five (5) group

Satan: mine will not share
To any group and ignore

..don't ignore let's give Satan heart attack and disappoint him.💙

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Dada Emmanuel Olayinka

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